15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014

 

Asylum Records; Atlantic Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Take me into your loving arms.”

Hear it for yourself:

2. Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Big Machine Records; Republic Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Got a long list of ex-lovers.”

Shoutout to Starbucks?

3. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, “Bang Bang”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Lava Records; Republic Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Bang bang into the room.”

That’s one way of explaining the story of “The Birds and the Bees”:

4. Iggy Azalea, “Fancy” ft. Charli XCX

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Virgin EMI Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Can’t you taste this gold?”

Uh… no. BUT NOW I WANT ONE:

5. Echosmith, “Cool Kids”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Warner Bros. / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “I wish that I could be like the cool kids.”
(The song was actually released in 2013, but it became more popular in 2014.)

*drools*

6. Taylor Swift, “Shake It Off”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Big Machine Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.”

Do these bakers by any chance know how to bake scones and cookies?

7. Selena Gomez, “The Heart Wants What It Wants”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Hollywood Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “What the heart wants.”

Uh oh, what did Juan do this time?

8. Ariana Grande, “Break Free”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Republic Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Thought on your body, I came alive.”

Excuse me?

9. MKTO, “Classic”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Columbia Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “I wanna thrill you like Michael.” Like Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.”

Not much of a classic pickup line:

10. Usher, “She Came To Give It To You” ft. Nicki Minaj

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
RCA Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “So many benefits to being quiet.”

Maybe keep those benefits to yourself:

11. Iggy Azalea, “Black Widow” ft. Rita Ora

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Virgin EMI Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Like a black widow, baby.”

Like a what?

12. Maroon 5, “Animals”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Interscope Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Just like animals, animals, like animals-mals.”

Don’t tempt me. I’m a new vegan:

13. Iggy Azalea, “Beg For It” ft. MØ

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
ABC / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Imma make you beg for it.”

This song’s about slumber parties, right?

14. T.I., “Mediocre” ft. Iggy Azalea

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Columbia Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “I don’t want no mediocre.”

Not a fan of probiotics?

15. Katy Perry, “Birthday”

15 Popular Song Lyrics Everyone Misheard In 2014
Capitol Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “I’ll give you a taste, make it like your birthday every day.”

I wish I could unhear this…

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